Will Oldham dreams of chicken parm sandwich, awakes and orders chicken parm sandwich

Tegan, Sara gently suckle on teats; situation rapidly progresses

Sufjan Stevens demands to know where the motherfucking party at

Stranded in rainstorm, Kanye West begins to melt; turns into frog

John Vanderslice drives toward New York City skyline, notices “something missing”

Dan Deacon not real