Holy shit!

The second incarnation of the very much serious and not-at-all-freeform music/tech/GIANT FAGGOT COCKCK satire-blog, sablog/satirog/slog, Killing the Cabinet (henceforth KtC) is live! Internet!1

KtC existed in its original form as a similar, music-based comedy blog from 2004 through 2005. Why did it die of cancer? Because things die of cancer and I fed it cigarettes. But I miss it. I went to the kennel last Friday and bought a younger, similar-looking blog that is unlikely to die of cancer within the next few years. I will love it and nurture it and feed it and only attempt to have sex with it on my couch once a week and I will name it Tipper oh my god.

My name is Ben, and I, with the occasional exception, will be your host. So welcome to version 2 of this little ride. Put your head down and stop fighting it. Goodbye and hello, as usual.